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Bath Demotivational Poster


BE UNIQUE - Society will tell you to do things a certain way Don't listen to them


TAGS: unique pissing wtf bathroom
Rating: 4.56/5

More motifakes by rulerofmanandape

Hinoron - December 14, 2011, 3:26 pm
Recommend peeing with your mouth closed.
calvin5040 - November 20, 2011, 9:48 pm
HEY! my neighbor's dog pee's upside down.


MYSPACE BATHROOM SHOTS - everybody's doing it!


TAGS: bathroom
Rating: 2.16/5

More motifakes by shelby

BriaHere - August 6, 2009, 4:01 am
Looks like Michael Cera. Minus the dorky cuteness.
beastiality boy - August 5, 2009, 11:39 pm
otter
pervo - October 22, 2008, 12:28 pm
I've seen bigger t***.


SUNDAY MORNING - you always find yourself in the strangest places




BATHROOM -




BATMAN SUCKS -




SCOTSMEN -




WRONG - Wrong, wrong, wrong, WRONG! There is no other word to describe this.


TAGS: wrong toilet bathroom restroom chair
Rating: 3.91/5

More motifakes by RetiredUSNChief

Hinoron - December 6, 2015, 11:45 am
There are certain times you just DON'T want to stare lovingly into your spouse's eyes. HNNNGGG!
RetiredUSNChief - October 2, 2011, 9:00 am
Heh! It's certainly not a new Sharper Image product!
Jalozyin - September 29, 2011, 3:55 pm
What is this? The new Escher toilet?
jameswnash - August 21, 2010, 8:18 pm
Hey, while we wait wanna play thumb wars?


TATTOO SLEEVES -


TAGS: g** tattoo bath
Rating: 3.69/5

More motifakes by Golf2live

nicholsjoshua15 - June 19, 2015, 3:05 pm
They have the exact same face frames, hair color, and eye color; you do the math. In case you're not Columbo I'll tell you, they're brothers and they're goofing around for no reason at all!
Hinoron - March 27, 2012, 1:45 pm
I don't think this couple is making any attempt to appear straight in the first place. Call them g** and they'll clap for you. "Yay! you figured it out! Now guess if the water is wet or not!"


WALL WRITING - this is what Forums Looked like before the Internet!




HERE KITTY KITTY KITTY - It's bath time


TAGS: kitty baby bath evil
Rating: 4/5

More motifakes by Debkins

Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 9, 2010, 9:53 am
Jesus...seek help Ben.
Debkins - October 9, 2010, 7:49 am
I don't get it Benlulz..maybe your just a sick..idk
Benlulz - October 9, 2010, 6:21 am
Another perfect example of a perfect young girl's ra** face. Cute.


SPEEDO - For some folks it's a NO NO


TAGS: bathsuit
Rating: 2.94/5

More motifakes by calichi

MO - May 4, 2009, 2:26 pm
Speedon't...


dear abe -


TAGS: dear nsa agent reading this if one man is bathing andanother is peeking in through a window who s the dirty one you sick p***e
Rating: 4.05/5

More motifakes by Reality Lord

Reality Lord - June 11, 2013, 6:27 pm

hmmm...when you think about it...an elite feeding off of the life blood of the masses. yup ...you are correct.
Cannabal - June 11, 2013, 2:59 am
P.S. Our government is being run by vampires!


HAND CREAM - Great for dogs.


TAGS: wet dog bath
Rating: 2.57/5

More motifakes by Haarakkon

... - June 29, 2009, 10:42 pm
Those pictures are just sad. Humorously sad but sad none the less.


HI MOM - I think I may have left the bathroom tap running.




PERSPECTIVE -


TAGS: splish splash fishbath crusty crabby
Rating: 4.67/5

More motifakes by spacedog

Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 18, 2011, 7:51 pm
I don't buy drinks for hairy Jewish dancers....well, maybe that one time.
rerun - April 18, 2011, 7:44 pm

I got them from some a**hat at a strip club in Canada, SOB wouldn't even buy me a drink.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 18, 2011, 7:41 pm
Was there ever any doubt?.
marlygirl - April 18, 2011, 7:39 pm
5L for the funny man
spacedog - April 18, 2011, 7:36 pm
Thanks guys. It is a bit vague now that I take a second look. It was supposed to be "watered down" innuendo, so... yeah... clearly rerun has crabs. LOL
tellitlikeitis - April 18, 2011, 1:45 pm
This is a good poster SpaceDog. However, I would tend to believe that piranha's (who live/hunt in packs) would be more suitable to live in a small pond. As they cannot handle large open bodies of H20.
crankyhead - April 18, 2011, 3:04 am
5pli5h 5pla5h
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 18, 2011, 2:00 am
The stairs look like they spell "RR" so clearly "RR" has crabs? (Rerun)


MULTI-TASKING - Bath the baby wash the dishes in & out of the kitchen in 10 minutes




CELEBRITIES - You'll never guess who I met in the bathroom


TAGS: v for vendetta bathroom
Rating: 3.59/5

More motifakes by wampyre

R.S.Jake - December 24, 2009, 1:12 pm
d*** Derek! Close the freaking door! Got a match?
aesop's folly - December 24, 2009, 1:02 pm
nice had to hold that laugh in with both hands, no joke


LONELINESS - All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt. (Charles M. Schulz)




YOU SHALL PAY FOR THIS! - ....now where are those new shoes i can shred?




The Jim -




BUBBLE BATH - DOESN´T MATTER WHERE OR HOW. AFTER A LONG DAY OF WORK IS ADVISED TO HAVE ONE




LOVE, HATE - Same thing. Jesus wins.


TAGS: jesus religion christ christianity bathroom wall graffiti love hate funny
Rating: 2.59/5

More motifakes by Akyoyo

Zed - September 9, 2009, 12:03 am
Better bring my hubcaps back before i get mad!


AND THIS TIME - he means it


TAGS: bathroom hijinks motinet hq
Rating: 4.44/5

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CloudchaserS - February 22, 2012, 1:04 am
If furries actually existed, I'd probably put Nair in soap dispensers. There is a reason i always have that **** eating up to something grin


THAT 'S - the cleanest public bathroom I've seen in a while.




INNOVATION -


TAGS: innovation h** tub bathtub fire
Rating: 3.91/5

More motifakes by Iconoclast

BoneCD - March 9, 2010, 2:55 pm
@fri***x...LMFAO
frixxxx - March 9, 2010, 12:59 pm
Why is the girl waiting to get in? One too many peepees in that soup bowl!
R.S.Jake - March 9, 2010, 12:02 pm
Just don't ask where the bubbles come from.


GENE POOL - The Alps are more like a bathtub


TAGS: alps gene pool bathtub freak
Rating: 2.82/5

More motifakes by panic8

panic8 - November 4, 2010, 5:10 pm
I promise to polish my English! :-D
MAndreasB - November 4, 2010, 5:03 pm
The guy in the middle was hit by a horse direct to the face. Thats why he looks so bad.


Now I Understand -


TAGS: men women bathroom left right
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Iconoclast

curlyrocks - August 14, 2013, 10:19 pm
It was also to keep men walking along next to the building in case some one emptied their chamber pot out a 2nd story window.


a rare look -




HHT #1 -




BABY PICTURES - An embarrassingly effective form of psychological torture, most commonly used by mothers when meeting your date for the first time. Isn't that right, LogicDude?


TAGS: logicdude should be happy i didnt use the one of him in the bathtub
Rating: 3.54/5

More motifakes by Briton of Rose

LogicDude - November 4, 2009, 9:46 am
I remember waaaaay back then when I wore a diaper! Now I wear "Oops! I crapped my pants" undergarments. They're 'garments' so it's not the same. *sniff* Uh-oh...Roamer? ROAMER!? I need a new 'garment'!
Narutarded - November 4, 2009, 9:35 am
Awwww, how cuuute!!! Is litlle baby Logic gonna munch his little toesies? Num-num-num, num-num-num! Aren't you just the sweetest little... *sniff* Uh-oh. Someone needs a diaper change. Yes they do. And it's Uncle Roamer's turn to chane you, isn't it?


FAILURE - Because life wouldn't be complete without it.




GOOD THING - That door was installed to that Men's room. Now they can have privacy.




IN A ROW - My Ducks Are


TAGS: baby ducks bathtub
Rating: 2.15/5

More motifakes by thdogg

Zagato - April 2, 2010, 10:23 pm
why do i find this funny?
agdaniele - January 12, 2010, 8:56 pm
Did someone here request this pic?


"NATURE CALLS" - To most people, it's just a figure of speech




FEMALE FRIENDSHIP -




BACON - because you need it now




BATH TIME - you're doing it wrong.




YES - He does it too.


TAGS: darth vader ****ter bathroom
Rating: 2.18/5

More motifakes by gabrielzanchi

Kung-Fu Devil - April 22, 2010, 7:47 pm
I think that's what he was doing when in that part where you see his helmet being put on. He sweats a lot when he does it, so he finds the helmet to be a nuisance.


MY SYMPATHIES - that camera has all of them.


TAGS: sympathy myspace bathroom camera
Rating: 2.13/5

More motifakes by loon

Rose - October 6, 2009, 12:41 am
....Seriously I think I know that kid!
BriaHere - July 23, 2009, 9:54 am
Don't take topless sh**s without even a shadow of stomach muscles. 'Cause you'll look like a dork.


Wipe It Wipe It Good -


TAGS: bathroom mooooooooooooooooooovements
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Greeny

WTFO - June 1, 2013, 2:59 am
Gotta let you know I'm still alive
thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 20, 2013, 2:05 am
BRILLIANT IDEA-A-A-A! But I'd probably end up trying to favoriting it when I should be disposing if it :-(
spacedog - May 19, 2013, 10:02 am
5uper idea, 5uperb execution Greeny! 5&Faved
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 18, 2013, 1:36 am
I'm seeing avatars I haven't seen in a Looooong time. I like that.
GaryO - May 18, 2013, 12:43 am
5 klingons
WTFO - May 18, 2013, 12:00 am
True genius! Well done.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 17, 2013, 10:53 pm
Jesus Greeny...What goes on in that head of yours. 5L
5150monkeylove - May 17, 2013, 10:21 pm
I will wipe 5 more Licks for this one!
vulture - May 17, 2013, 9:29 pm
I'd buy them. 5 furry pelts
Sho - May 17, 2013, 9:08 pm
Skills. 5L.


The ladies room -


TAGS: washroom restroom bathroom mirror sink
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by spacedog

GaryO - October 27, 2013, 9:12 pm
Well…………..now I’m ruined. ‘fix my hair’……sheeesh.
Greeny - October 27, 2013, 8:57 pm
And here I thought the air of mystique was from pink walls


TITANIC SOAP -


TAGS: vintage bath soap advertisement
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by lgvernon

lgvernon - July 2, 2013, 11:07 am

That's not called 'sinking', GaryO...Ohhhhhh, you meant she was a big girl, huh?
GaryO - July 2, 2013, 9:07 am
Great find, LG. Reminds me of an old girl friend.


Telling Time -


TAGS: doors bathroom time waiting urgent
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

lgvernon - May 22, 2014, 12:38 pm

They're all wearing tacky clothing and cheap shoes.
MissPriss - May 19, 2014, 12:46 am
How can you tell? I don't see their hubbies anywhere in the pic?
lgvernon - May 18, 2014, 7:29 pm

I think these women may have crabs.


betrayal -


TAGS: bath cat
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by chickenlittle

MPsniper - November 30, 2013, 4:26 pm
here.... let me dry you off....in the microwave oven.


SOME DECISIONS -


TAGS: waterfight sunbather humor
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by lgvernon

lgvernon - September 5, 2013, 9:25 pm

Thank you, Mr. Gary!~
GaryO - September 5, 2013, 8:53 pm
I almost used that pic and hit on ‘that feeling’ of impending doom. This works better, LG. 5L
lgvernon - September 5, 2013, 11:33 am

It should have been GAtorade, don't you think? The kind with sugar in it. (He'd still be tryin' to get back in the house.)
CloudchaserS - September 5, 2013, 6:51 am
Would I be correct in thinking that the bad decision here is not using icewater?


BATHROOM BREAK -


TAGS: peeping toms bathroom break
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by chickenlittle

MissPriss - November 1, 2013, 10:04 am
It looks more like the "push" to get into the women's bathroom about an hour after that 1st beer. Funny how a full bladder can bring out our evil side...muhahaha. 5L for the memories little.


EVOLUTION OF THE BATHING SUIT - THE BIKINI One must ponder...does evolution ever consider the short comings?


TAGS: evolution bathingsuit short comings bikini
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

CloudchaserS - May 20, 2012, 12:14 am
Bikinis are one of the things that should not be sold above a certain size
MissPriss - May 19, 2012, 4:30 pm
Ahhsoh...you so funny.
fan4camping - May 19, 2012, 3:24 pm
OW! My eyes! Quick, someone get me some Lysol! (shudder) Please God, don't let this be the last thing I ever see!


Hand-Held Mirrors -




my new bathroom -


TAGS: bathroom redecorated
Rating: 4.9/5

More motifakes by chickenlittle

chickenlittle - October 24, 2013, 8:02 pm
Thanks spacedog! :)
spacedog - October 24, 2013, 5:56 pm
Nice one.


MIND OVER MATTER -




Spring Is Almost Here! -


TAGS: sun grass flowers birds baths
Rating: 4.83/5

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Oldsod - February 13, 2014, 8:47 pm
As a white trash biscuit, suh, I got a nice giggle out of this I say this 'un.


Privacy Leads to Terrorism -


TAGS: bathroom men s room urinal privacy
Rating: 4.83/5

More motifakes by thecrotchetyoldcynic

thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 5, 2013, 5:11 pm
It's a George Bush statement....
maoworks2 - June 5, 2013, 3:17 pm
?


EXIT ROUTES - Some offer more excitement than others.




Sometimes -


TAGS: grim reaper bathroom ladies
Rating: 4.77/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

GaryO - April 19, 2013, 9:12 am
Huh, and all this time I thought slow was good...wimin, they keep changin' the friggin' rules.
MissPriss - April 19, 2013, 12:02 am
Um...that's me but hun more like I'm following you...you have to be moving much faster for me to chase you...teehee thanks for the 5.
MissPriss - April 18, 2013, 11:58 pm
Thanks for the fave and the 5!
GaryO - April 17, 2013, 9:14 pm
Let’s hope she stays in there awhile. Bytch has been chasn’ me lately. 5 Loitering, scythe wielding death wh***s
Krickit - April 17, 2013, 8:28 pm
Fav'ed! 5Ladys in there waiting for him


Bath Time for LuLu -




Empty -


TAGS: bathroom toilet paper constipation
Rating: 4.75/5

More motifakes by thecrotchetyoldcynic

thecrotchetyoldcynic - April 11, 2014, 5:07 pm
The situation is similar to cartoons who fall only when they "notice" their predicament; if you notice the tp roll empty, your b*tt checks clench and you get constipated. If you DON'T notice it in time, then you get the runs. :-/
Silverheart - April 11, 2014, 11:42 am

I've sacrificed a few socks to the porcelain diety in similar situations...
MissPriss - April 11, 2014, 11:18 am
Am I reading this wrong...I usually get the runs THEN notice there is no TP! Am I the only one?
Airman - April 11, 2014, 10:19 am
reminds me of the time when I was 11 and had an emergency in the woods. Leaves were handy.. but turned out to be poison ivy. Mom got quite the chucle out of it
thecrotchetyoldcynic - April 11, 2014, 12:04 am
ROFLMAO!
thecrotchetyoldcynic - April 11, 2014, 12:02 am
Holy crap! - no pun intended. It sounds like it's a real knee-slapper. Send me a pm if you'd like. My wife says I laugh at the most ridiculous things, lol.
Oldsod - April 10, 2014, 5:23 pm
...but surely, this is why God gave us TWO hands...
lgvernon - April 10, 2014, 12:39 pm

PS: There was no plunger, either...(bigger sigh)
lgvernon - April 10, 2014, 12:38 pm

I would love to tell you all about a bathroom experience that culminated with this discovery. It happened in a warehouse-sized antique shop somewhere in Kansas and remains one of the most mortifying experiences of my long and dusty life...(sigh)


Facebook Privacy Issue -




I LOVE YOU -


TAGS: knife blood bathroom
Rating: 4.6/5

More motifakes by Sho

Sho - January 29, 2013, 10:17 am
Thx :)
Oiler - January 29, 2013, 12:38 am
Epic picture...top 5 creators but top 1 or 2 in creativity. Some people cannot create the long posters this well. 5L
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 11, 2012, 8:00 am
I don't think anyone can tell Sho what "this is for". He's easily in the top 5 current creators.....he'll tell YOU what this is for.
Sho - July 10, 2012, 11:25 pm
Normally I'm always open to criticism. But in your case, unless you also made some posters yourself, do not criticize mine.
RealityCheck - July 10, 2012, 10:49 pm
CAPTIONS that's what this is for-- not competing for poet laureate


TREE IN LIVING ROOM..? -


TAGS: tree cat dog bathroom indoor
Rating: 4.57/5

More motifakes by Ism

MissPriss - December 14, 2012, 8:11 pm
Where does a cat in the tree fit into the 12 Days of Christmas song? teehee If you haven't already, you should post this at digmy dog too.


CSI Clean -




URGENCY -




BEHIND THE SCENES - Seal Team 5, Between missions




THE BATHROOM -


TAGS: bathroom motherland yellow snow
Rating: 3.37/5

More motifakes by ronsart

Derek - July 28, 2009, 9:11 pm
Good artwork. A soldier would never have told an officer what not to do though.
Hector - April 27, 2009, 11:41 am
Not only ph**ographers, but artists of all sorts followed the German troops in WWII. Some very interesting artwork.
Sil - April 27, 2009, 11:36 am
Great artwork! but should say Fatherland, given the German uniforms. Motherland would be used if they were Soldiers of the CCCP/USSR.


TOP THAT MR BUBBLE -




ROAMER - he can't go anywhere without Silvermist.... even the bathroom




SERENITY -




DISABLED BATHROOMS - Ironically, the only bathrooms that look like a retard HASN'T used them.




SECURITY VS. INSECURITY -




know your enemy -


TAGS: bathroom scales fat destroy truth
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Reality Lord

spacedog - April 30, 2015, 5:55 pm
LMAO!
mizzdizz - April 30, 2015, 4:27 pm
LOL! Anything to burn a few calories . . . LUUuuv THIS! 5L!!!!


Bath Of Death! -




Idioms -




Bathman -


TAGS: batman bath kid child
Rating: 5/5

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JesusWept - April 5, 2016, 12:27 pm
Thanx
MissPriss - April 5, 2016, 12:26 pm
Wasn't expecting the punchline...UP'd
JesusWept - April 4, 2016, 8:15 pm
Thanks :)
Reality Lord - April 4, 2016, 8:13 pm

aqwesome series JW^^^^^


Heroes -


TAGS: wisconsin hero black sabbath bar beer bottle
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by JesusWept

JesusWept - March 21, 2016, 12:21 pm
m/
concern3 - March 21, 2016, 2:01 am
Up yours, Ronnie and Ozzy thank you


In a galaxy far, far away -


TAGS: r2 d2 toilet bathrooms aiming
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by thecrotchetyoldcynic

thecrotchetyoldcynic - January 1, 2015, 10:25 pm
It's a deleted scene :-D
GaryO - December 30, 2014, 1:15 am
How'd I miss this??
MissPriss - December 30, 2014, 1:03 am
Crotchety...only you could successfully 5L an R2D2...teehee.


Life's A Bitch -


TAGS: life hitler newpaper bathroom stole
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by JesusWept

JesusWept - October 28, 2016, 4:31 am
Thanks :)
mizzdizz - October 28, 2016, 4:24 am
Back out of the room verrrry sloowwwly and quietly, crawl out the bathroom window and fetch your local neighborhood exorcist!!!!! LOL! ^!


beauty secrets every goddess knows -


TAGS: goddesses take mudbaths too
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by mizzdizz

mizzdizz - May 19, 2017, 1:30 pm
Thanks, JW! Saw the pic. Knew what I wanted to do with it, but took MONTHS to get it worded right...groan.... chuckle, chuckle...
mizzdizz - May 19, 2017, 1:28 pm
I'm officially rated as 'severely impaired'. I'm always grateful when people genuinely help me out. Too many fakers. Out there. Its a struggle. Had a cop being an a-hole. Pulled out my papers and made him write my report. THAT was fuuuuun!!!! LOL!!!!
Silverheart - May 19, 2017, 10:20 am

Pobody's nerfect. And this was too good to approve with typo or reject with no reason.
JesusWept - May 19, 2017, 9:04 am
Nice one ^^^^^Up
mizzdizz - May 19, 2017, 5:00 am
Dear mods, thanks for catching the spelling error and kicking this back. I do my best to catch my mistakes, but I'm severely dyslexic. I'm not always successful. Thanks for your help!


Drugstore Shopping #1 -


TAGS: old people shower head ph**o bath
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by thecrotchetyoldcynic

concern3 - November 2, 2016, 6:18 am
Yes, UP yours


GERMAPHOBES -


TAGS: sinks bathroom
Rating: 5/5
mizzdizz - October 29, 2015, 1:51 am
LOL! There should be single use Purell packets/wipes on each sink! Give yourself a name, guest! Join the fray! 5L!


Every single time! -


TAGS: bathroom first empty then full
Rating: 4.86/5

More motifakes by demon001

thecrotchetyoldcynic - November 8, 2015, 6:35 pm
I've learned to just let it all out, regardless of how many people enter. Otherwise several of these incidents will build up and cause unnecessary stress on the bowels, including cramping.
mizzdizz - August 19, 2015, 6:01 pm
ESPCIALLY when you gotta faaarrrrt SOOOoooo baaaaaad!!! Every time!!! 5 ROTFL lions!!!


Conflicting Viewpoints -


TAGS: dog bath wet pout fluffy
Rating: 4.8/5

More motifakes by theyuk

GaryO - September 27, 2015, 10:54 pm
either everbod's been killin' it or this is some really really good weed


This is how i roll! -




Hindsight -




Sausage AND No Sausage -


TAGS: political correctness pandering lifestyle pizza bathroom
Rating: 0/5

More motifakes by premiumgrade

premiumgrade - January 16, 2016, 4:11 am
Somehow I had a double-submission. One was rejected. This one, I don't know. I replied to the email OKing it and I'll have to wait for an answer. Sorry about all this
premiumgrade - January 16, 2016, 3:59 am
HA HA I've got to check this out, fellas.
lgvernon - January 15, 2016, 9:41 pm

For realz. Maybe he'll pop in and 'splain.
mizzdizz - January 15, 2016, 8:49 pm
HAHAHAHAHAHA! IgV, too funny! 5l on the remark 92's stuff is usually excellent---I'm bummed! @#$%ing computers!
lgvernon - January 15, 2016, 3:09 pm

He may mean, "In the dark all cats are gray."
mizzdizz - January 15, 2016, 8:02 am
Pizza and bathroom? sausage/no sausage? I'm intrigued---where's the pic? I've been robbed!!!
Greeny - January 15, 2016, 6:51 am
Hmm.. unable to view the poster


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